Jerry Bryan's Web Pages
George Carlin Quotes
-
The paradox of our time in history
-
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does
that mean that one enjoys it?
-
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
-
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
-
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-
When someone asks you "A penny for your
thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what
happens to the other penny?
-
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
-
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist?
-
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
-
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
-
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
-
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
-
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
-
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?