Yogi Berra Quotes

• You can't think and hit at the same time.
• A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
• The only reason I need these gloves is cause of my hands.
• The other team could make trouble for us if they win.
• It's never happened in World Series history, and it hasn't happened since.
• It's deja vu all over again!
• If you ask me a question I don't know I'm not going to answer.
• Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
• 90% of short putts don't go in.
• Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
• When you come to a fork in the road take it.
• If the world were perfect it wouldn't be.
• If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping.
• I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.
• If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
• It gets late early out here.
• Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't go to yours.
• I'm as red as a sheet.
• I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
• Pair up in threes.
• Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
• Don't get me right I'm just asking!
• Never answer an anonymous letter.
• You've got to be careful if you don't know where you're going 'cause you might not get there.
• We have a good time together, even when we're not together.
• Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house!
• The future ain't what it use to be.
• It ain't over 'till it's over.
• I didn't really say everything I said.
• When asked what time is was......" you mean now?"
• At Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947, " I want to thank you for making this day necessary".
• Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets....." overwhelming underdogs ".
• If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
• On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh, "We made too many wrong mistakes".
• Phil Rizzuto - "Hey Yogi I think we're lost." - Yogi Berra - "Yeah, but we're making great time!"
• You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
• I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
• You can observe a lot just by watching.
• In baseball, you don't know nothin'.
• Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died."
• Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
• Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
• Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
• I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
• Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps? Not me."
• It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
• It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.